Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A message to John Boehner from Jesus

“A Jewish man was traveling on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him up, and left him half dead beside the road. By chance a priest came along. But when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. A Levite walked over and looked at him lying there, but he also passed by on the other side. Then a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw the man, he felt compassion for him. Going over to him, the Samaritan soothed his wounds with olive oil and wine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his own donkey and took him to an inn, where he took care of him. The next day he handed the innkeeper two silver coins, telling him, ‘Take care of this man. If his bill runs higher than this, I’ll pay you the next time I’m here.’ “Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the man who was attacked by bandits?” Jesus asked. The man replied, “The one who showed him mercy.” Then Jesus said, “Yes, now go and do the same.”Link

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We need healthcare man. Quit being a jerk and start working with President Obama, not against him. This last part is from me, not Jesus, just FYI although I'm pretty sure Jesus would think you're a merciless jerk for what you're doing to your constituents. Oh, and merciless jerk is a lot nicer than what I wanted to say about you, but I can't use the words I would have liked to have used and post about Jesus at the same time. That would be wrong.

Kind of like your opposition to the President's health care fight.

P.S. John Stewart made you look dumb.


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